The original pub with no beer, Ingham

"Now the stockman rides in

With his dry, dusty throat

Breasts up to the bar

And pulls a wad from his coat.

But the smile on his face 

Quickly turns to a sneer 

When the barman says sadly 

'The pub's got no beer."

We did consume a coldie at this pub-now 'guaranteed not to run out of beer'. Based on a good Aussie yarn you can read at: www.thepubwithnobeer.com.au